There’s regularly a single weirdo, isn’t there? Without fail, every locale I seem to go regularly has that a single weird person! In our village, that guy is Steve, then he seems normal from a distance, but when talking to him, you realize he is actually quite strange! For starters, he has an obsession with people’s eyebrows.
If you talk to him long enough, he will often try to reach out & pet your eyebrows, and as if it couldn’t get much stranger, he has a weird activity of staring at the sky & stars! Sounds normal right? It is until you find out that he is only doing that to see if the aliens will come to abduct him so he can go & visit Mars.
I don’t actually mind Steve all that much, he does him & I’ll do me. It wasn’t until he left a crucial dent on the side of our a/c equipment proposal that I had a problem with him. I heard a big WHACK a single morning & ran out to see Steve running away with a big pole in his hand & the big dent in our a/c unit. I caught up to him & asked what the heck was he doing?! He told myself and others he killed an imposter fly, that the fly wasn’t really a fly. I wasn’t exactly sure how to respond, & knew I wasn’t going to get him to respond so I just went back home. It wasn’t until I was at condo that I wondered how he managed to get in our backyard, over our 6 ft privacy fence in a matter of hours, and thankfully I was able to get the dent out using a dent remover that is used for cars, I avoided Steve after that.