I wasn’t exactly sure how to respond, and knew I wasn’t going to get him to respond so I just went back home
There’s always one weirdo, isn’t there? Without fail, every place I seem to go always has that one weird person. In my neighborhood, that guy is Steve. He seems normal from a distance, but when talking to him, you realize he is really quite strange. For starters, he has an obsession with people’s eyebrows. If you talk to him long enough, he will often try to reach out and pet your eyebrows. As if it couldn’t get much stranger, he has a weird hobby of staring at the sky and stars. Sounds normal right? It is until you find out that he is only doing that to see if the aliens will come to abduct him so he can go and visit Mars. I don’t really mind Steve all that much, he does him and I’ll do me. It wasn’t until he left a huge dent on the side of my a/c method that I had a problem with him. I heard a large WHACK one day and ran out to see Steve running away with a large pole in his hand and the large dent in my air conditioning unit. I caught up to him and asked what the heck was he doing?! He told me he killed an imposter fly, that the fly wasn’t actually a fly. I wasn’t exactly sure how to respond, and knew I wasn’t going to get him to respond so I just went back home. It wasn’t until I was at home that I wondered how he managed to get in my backyard, over my 6 ft privacy fence in a matter of seconds. Thankfully I was able to get the dent out using a dent remover that is used for cars, I avoided Steve after that.