I can’t believe that it’s finally happened! What a day, what a life, what a wonderful world! I have been waiting for this event for over 10 years, and so right now I’m living it to the fullest. I’m feeling pretty uneasy about this, but here we go and let’s see how this all plays out. What’s so what’s so exciting, you ask? Well, I finally got the promotion I’ve been waiting for at work, and so that means I can finally touch the office temperature control unit! Since the moment I stepped foot into this building, I have been waiting for advancement as well as the authority to make changes around here – temperature control changes, that is. See, on the day that I interviewed for the position, I remember the air quality more than anything else. It was freezing cold as well as wet inside the office, as if the air was from a freezing freezing swamp. To make matters even worse, it was drafty and it was blowing freezing air from every single direction at once! From that day on, every single day was spent hyping myself up in order to face the rampant A/C at the office building. I brought jackets and space heaters in order to stay warm at my desk, however nothing could help the brutally freezing indoor temperatures. For a decade, I toiled away at my job, just desperately wishing that I would be heard when I asked for more responsibilities as well as a touch of warmth. My coworkers agreed with me, but every one of us were frozen out by management – literally. Well, after a whole decade of shivering at my desk and clenching my poor chattering teeth through meetings, it’s finally happened! I’m making some sizable changes to the way every one of us here does business, and it all starts with less air conditioners… today!